420 ftw
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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