No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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