is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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