This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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