it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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