i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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