I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
