I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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