Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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