she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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