im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
