4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
he shaved USA in his pubs
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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