The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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