he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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