summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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