someone threw a dead crab at me
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just puked most of my soul out..
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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