I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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