You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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