I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
there is glitter all over my balls
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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