so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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