dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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