Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
You can't special order awesome
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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