big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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