if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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