Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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