Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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