Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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