I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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