North Korea, Best Korea!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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