do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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