drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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