Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
