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I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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