She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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