Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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