How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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