wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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