do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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