I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Randomize
