maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I need a hoe opinion
go on
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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