In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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