She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
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