The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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