1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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