Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
