We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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