You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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