Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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