We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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