Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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