i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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