I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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