I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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